Team News
The Epic, Fantastic, Unbelievable Journey that was the 2014 Austin Fall Cup
For the second time in three tries, the Honey Badgers made it to the Austin Fall Cup Finals in a thrilling, captivating, monumental, epic weekend of soccer and sausages. The Cameron Road Executive Council did its homework with the pre-tournament planning as they secured the services of Travis, Nick and Berto to add a “Punter Bump”…
Cameron Road 0 – Mean-Eyed Cat 2
They had a coach we had none… they had subs we had one…two set pieces is how they won…many beers were drank and the day was done! -Jefé
New Jerseys 4 – Takoba 2
Sunday morning brought Cameron Road United their first victory in their mouthwatering new kit. Fueled by 76.9% red sock synergy, the Honey Badgers survived an early scare and roared back to a convincing 4-2 victory on the dew-soaked fields at Onion Creek. With that many red socks on the field, Takoba really didn’t stand…
CRU 2 – CC United 4
The Honey Badgers were handed their first loss of the season as they were beaten by CC United 4-2. Andy scored on his 40th birthday and Ryan stuck in a penalty.
Honey Badgers in the Mist Volume II: Grackles Get Pulverized
Onion Creek still lay in a deep fog as the Honey Badgers began to assemble at Field 6 for what was to become a heated 8 AM matchup with the Grackles. The field was covered in dew and el Jefe had camp pitched by 6:47 AM by what appeared to be a small pile…
Badgers Give Austin the Blues with 2-0 Victory!
Cameron Road finally put it all together in their first win of the season. Two great goals, some even better saves, awesome shutout defense, and a total team effort allowed the Honey Badgers to close out the game in style. With McKenna and Z unavailable, Cameron Road elected to play a lone, bald front man…
The Milton Report: 3/22/14
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O81tHfw5xqk
Welcome Back BT!
httpv://youtu.be/pdZC2fvZSaI BT’s been out for a while, but things haven’t changed much since he’s been away. Except that instead of having to keep one eye on Chappy at all times, El Jefe has come onto the scene as the master of post-game mischef.
El Jefe…. a Salad… Really?
El Jefe caught on film eating a post-practice…. salad. To our knowledge, this is the first roughage exclusive meal consumed by a Honey Badger after a Clark Field sesh. Interesting.
Libertad Keeps it Clean, Beats CRU 2-1
Since the reporter’s trusty iMac is on the fritz, this will be short and sweet. Cameron Road’s second half comeback fell agonizingly shortas two scrappy goals sent a well behaved Libertad home with a victory. (minus the punch to Gianluca’s junk and somerolling around on the turf of course)
Cameron Road 1 – Cholula 0
Cameron Road continued their hot streak as they destroyed an entire bottle of Cholula Wednesday night after a spirited Clark Field sesh. The knights of the round table were on fire as they passed around the savory sauce bottle several times until none remained. This will surely make them an unstoppable force on Sunday as…
Honey Badgers Don’t Give a Shit, Win 7th Straight
As the tree-line purred a seducing song like the Greek sirens yore, 11 brave and bloodthirsty Honey Badgers took the pitch Sunday morning, 10 AM sunshine. Jay stood between the pipes as Billy, Adam, Steve and Luke made up the back line. Way, Ciro, Daniel and Scott were mixing it up in the middle and…
If you haven’t heard, the Cameron Road Honey Badger is coming to a T-shirt near you.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg He runs backwards, he eats cobra, he’s fearless, basically, he doesn’t give a shit.
As the Win Comes Sweeping down the (Nefarious unEven Maladroit) Plain
It was time once again for our bi-annual death match at NEMP, the northern in-bred step cousin of Onion Creek. There was something all too familiar about NEMP, something that, once we stepped onto the field to warm up, I knew we didn’t miss: a gnarly wind with daddy issues and a surface that made…
Snoop Doggy Dog, Noel Gallagher, Ian Brown, David Beckham and the kid from Tropic Thunder visit the Star Wars Cantina all in the name of Adidas?
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zd_khk6zXo&feature=player_embedded
The World Cup Commeth.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idLG6jh23yE&feature=player_embedded#!
CRU 0 – Austin Athletic Club 3
On a balmy fall day where you could reach out and touch the tree line, Cameron Road United again found itself trying to desperately claw it’s way back from an early deficit to rescue a point – but like OU QB Sam Bradford’s mercurial throwing shoulder, we again fell on hard times.
CRU 1 – 3 Strikers
There is nothing like the smell of Onion Creek at 8 AM in the morning: Dew-kissed grass, freshly trimmed corner flags, Willis’ bucket, and the arousing scent of a tree line lingering on the edge of your every thought. This isn’t just another Sunday at the fields; this is where the Fall 2009 campaign for…
CRU 3 – Inter Milan 1
Chappy here…. posting up Lukes report all the way from Mexico. See you guys soon! As team “Chap-tain” settled his gargantuanly-nude head down for a lazy week of Coronas and charro beans, Cameron Road United strapped on the supple leather boots, slid on the compression shorts, and groomed their finely-trimmed war beards for a battle against…
The Summer Season is Here
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Russian Ace Andrei Arshavin Scores 4 Against Liverpool
So who will score 4 against Gary Job Corps this weekend with the sweet sounds of “Somebody’s Watching Me” in the backround? It could be you! httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUikdnvxMUg