Author: Chappy

Summer Game #3 – Don’t Know How A Bunch Of Kids Can Already Be Austin Legends…. But They Beat CRU 5-0

Summer Game #3 – Don’t Know How A Bunch Of Kids Can Already Be Austin Legends…. But They Beat CRU 5-0

Another week of hot summer action at Onion Creek today as Cameron Road United and friends faced off against yet another team without a gray hair in sight. Also another good week of subs showing up, including Twisted Tea Nick, Yunir, and the third tip of the Tiny Trident, Scott. Nolan was back in goal…

Summer Game #2 – Cameron Road Back On Track With Big Win Against Da’Bears

Summer Game #2 – Cameron Road Back On Track With Big Win Against Da’Bears

Summer game #2 was a welcome 8am respite from the Texas heat, although it was still humid and sticky like the inside of one of Jaybone’s gloves. Speaking of Jaybone, with Nolan (a.k.a. The Kid) still between the pipes, Jay got a kickstart to his summer minutes in the open field as he was one…

Win: 2-1 vs Santos – Cameron Road Shows Some Grit As They End The Season With A Big Win!

Win: 2-1 vs Santos – Cameron Road Shows Some Grit As They End The Season With A Big Win!

On a sunny field strewn with hope and an atmospheric sponge of humidity, the mighty Cameron Road United Honey Badgers marched into battle once more, armed with two subs, questionable stretching routines, and the need to end the season on a high note and regain some long-lost self respect.  The match opened with intensity as…

LOSS: 0-3 vs The Punters – Sweet Uncle Baby Billy The Punters Took Our Trophy
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LOSS: 0-3 vs The Punters – Sweet Uncle Baby Billy The Punters Took Our Trophy

With The Trophy, pride and 6 months worth of bragging rights on the line, the Punters took out their frustrations on The Honey Badgers and dominated them on the pitch, earning themselves a deserved victory to even up the yearly grudge match at 1 win apiece. The Badgers had lots of early momentum off the…

WIN: 2-0 vs Travis FC – Operation Mongoose Unleashed To Stop The Four Game Losing Streak!

WIN: 2-0 vs Travis FC – Operation Mongoose Unleashed To Stop The Four Game Losing Streak!

What exactly was Operation Mongoose? Ask Jay. The Honey Badgers finally broke free from the shackles of their four game losing streak with a big win over Travis FC. It was a chilly, gray day at Onion Creek, as Canada sent in a retaliatory cold front to the states. Jake’s new white shoes were the…

LOSS: 2-4 vs Libertad – Badgers Fail to “Survive to Thrive” And Hit The Skids For Fourth Loss In A Row

LOSS: 2-4 vs Libertad – Badgers Fail to “Survive to Thrive” And Hit The Skids For Fourth Loss In A Row

Cameron Road United’s plan for a “close to the top of the table” finish to the season has taken a slow and painful trajectory as of late as they fell to the league leaders yesterday and succumbed to their fourth loss in a row. It was never going to be an easy game against Libertad,…

LOSS: 0-2 vs Celtic Cowpokes – Onion Creek Turns Into NEMP As Badgers Drop Third In A Row

LOSS: 0-2 vs Celtic Cowpokes – Onion Creek Turns Into NEMP As Badgers Drop Third In A Row

It was cold. It was windy. There were no subs. There was no tent. But there were donuts, and team of 11 hungry badgers looking to rebound from the last two weeks. The lack of subs was not ideal for today’s game, as the wind was howling at Onion Creek. Luckily, Celtic were on even…

LOSS: 1-3 vs Austin Athletic – The NEMP Hurricane Strikes Again As Badgers Lose Second Straight Match

LOSS: 1-3 vs Austin Athletic – The NEMP Hurricane Strikes Again As Badgers Lose Second Straight Match

Noon. NEMP. Windy. Aye. With an unknown number of Badgers headed up north for the game, a sparse Badgertown assembled to watch the Punters vanquish the Livers. Don’t look away, but the Punters are slowly creeping up on the Badgers points total, which is not to be allowed. Jefe was back in full Captain Ahab…

An Ode to NEMP by Adam

An Ode to NEMP by Adam

Can a ball sent skyward justly be said to be traveling to da moon as it departs NEMP’s lunar surface? Are not all balls sent bounding through its dusty craters in truth sent a la luna? Lo, we are but insignificant moon men, scuttling about, kicking at the ankles of a universe so expansive one…

LOSS: 0-1 vs ATX – Badgers Fight Hard, But Looking Long-Term As They Notch A Strategic Loss To Sit Pretty In Third Place

LOSS: 0-1 vs ATX – Badgers Fight Hard, But Looking Long-Term As They Notch A Strategic Loss To Sit Pretty In Third Place

A cold game! Finally! Just as predicted six months ago, the Badgers had the pleasure of an 8am cold, damp game at Onion Creek against ATX United. Entering the match, both teams were tied for second place with ATX edging out the Badgers with goal differential. Cameron Road fought hard, but now have a little…

WIN: 2-0 vs Beerca – Honey Badgers Payback Beerca with an Opening Day Meatless Smackdown

WIN: 2-0 vs Beerca – Honey Badgers Payback Beerca with an Opening Day Meatless Smackdown

With Chappy socking the bunion in the warm, whale-filled waters of the Pacific, the Match Report will be brief. The Honey Badgers started off the 2025 Spring Season with a big win over Beerca, controlling the game and keeping their shit together. Peterson fed Derek for a cheeky chip of the keeper, and Schwarzy set…

LOSS: 1-2 vs Beerca – Badgers Post Strategic Win In Order To Not Feel Bad About Eating Beerca’s BBQ

LOSS: 1-2 vs Beerca – Badgers Post Strategic Win In Order To Not Feel Bad About Eating Beerca’s BBQ

Last game of the Fall 2024 season against good ol’Beercalona, which usually means 90 minutes of slightly above average Over 40 soccer followed by very much above average smoked meats and fixins. The Badgers were looking to cap off a solid start to the 2024/2025 campaign with another good performance. But you know, not too…

WIN: 1-0 vs Santos – Defense Dominates Both Sides of the Ball as Badgers Get the Job Done at NEMP

WIN: 1-0 vs Santos – Defense Dominates Both Sides of the Ball as Badgers Get the Job Done at NEMP

Another week, another gritty win for the Honey Badgers! With the game moved up to NEMP, the subs bench was looking a little light, especially since Chappy joined the temporary walking wounded. But enough Badgers showed up to have one sub, as Jefe was back to getting some more significant minutes on the pitch after…

WIN: 1-0 vs The Punters – No Matter What Happens Tuesday, America Has Already Won as The Honey Badgers Beat Arch Rivals!

WIN: 1-0 vs The Punters – No Matter What Happens Tuesday, America Has Already Won as The Honey Badgers Beat Arch Rivals!

For two years, the most anticipated and highly watched rivalry in all of sports has laid dormant, like Smaug sitting on top of his vast pile of gold underneath the Lonely Mountain. Having spent a soul-crushing two years in Over 40 Premier, The Punters were reunited with The Badgers in Over 40A with a trophy…

DRAW: 1-1 vs ATX United – Badgers Pass Their Toughest Test of the Season with a Late Bald Goal!

DRAW: 1-1 vs ATX United – Badgers Pass Their Toughest Test of the Season with a Late Bald Goal!

Four days until Halloween and it was about 95 degrees at Onion Creek on Sunday for this top end of the table matchup between Cameron Road United and ATX United. Must be the 5G networks heating up the atmosphere. With the Honey Badgers off to a hot start, and ATX scoring goals for fun, it…