Another week of hot summer action at Onion Creek today as Cameron Road United and friends faced off against yet another team without a gray hair in sight. Also another good week of subs showing up, including Twisted Tea Nick, Yunir, and the third tip of the Tiny Trident, Scott. Nolan was back in goal…
Summer game #2 was a welcome 8am respite from the Texas heat, although it was still humid and sticky like the inside of one of Jaybone’s gloves. Speaking of Jaybone, with Nolan (a.k.a. The Kid) still between the pipes, Jay got a kickstart to his summer minutes in the open field as he was one…
You know it. You love it. You can’t get enough of it. Year after year you wonder why you are still doing it. It’s Summer Soccer! The Honey Badgers lost their opener to a team full of under 30 year olds and one gray hair who are hanging out in D5 for some reason. The…
In their personal Messi vs Ronaldo yearly competition, another Golden Boot has gone into the Gigi side of the ledger as he wrapped up yet another stellar season with a goal in the final game.
With a compelling vote tally, Guillermo cemented his place in Honey Badger lore by securing his first MVP trophy. A rock at the back. An offensive threat. A share with a tent built in. There are many reasons Guillermo garnered so many votes this season. But his defining moment came in the Fall when he…
On a sunny field strewn with hope and an atmospheric sponge of humidity, the mighty Cameron Road United Honey Badgers marched into battle once more, armed with two subs, questionable stretching routines, and the need to end the season on a high note and regain some long-lost self respect. The match opened with intensity as…
After last week’s Puntergate implosion, the Honey Badgers were looking to get back to winning ways against Chopped Liverpool. It was a gorgeous morning at Onion Creek field #9. Cameron Road was a little light on subs, but ended up with a pair of extra Badgers to throw into the mix. The Irish Pirate was…
In victory, Nick can’t get a word in as Ryan takes control of the interview.
BT made a surprise appearance on the sidelines! If only Schwarzy would have been in town, we could have witnessed the glorious Tri-Bri.
With The Trophy, pride and 6 months worth of bragging rights on the line, the Punters took out their frustrations on The Honey Badgers and dominated them on the pitch, earning themselves a deserved victory to even up the yearly grudge match at 1 win apiece. The Badgers had lots of early momentum off the…
What exactly was Operation Mongoose? Ask Jay. The Honey Badgers finally broke free from the shackles of their four game losing streak with a big win over Travis FC. It was a chilly, gray day at Onion Creek, as Canada sent in a retaliatory cold front to the states. Jake’s new white shoes were the…
While in Costa Rica searching for new black market ankle ligaments, Derek found our #1 Central American fan.
Ryan took his majestic midfield talents to the stage Saturday night as he retuned to his former duties as a Pop Star.
Cameron Road United’s plan for a “close to the top of the table” finish to the season has taken a slow and painful trajectory as of late as they fell to the league leaders yesterday and succumbed to their fourth loss in a row. It was never going to be an easy game against Libertad,…
It was cold. It was windy. There were no subs. There was no tent. But there were donuts, and team of 11 hungry badgers looking to rebound from the last two weeks. The lack of subs was not ideal for today’s game, as the wind was howling at Onion Creek. Luckily, Celtic were on even…
Noon. NEMP. Windy. Aye. With an unknown number of Badgers headed up north for the game, a sparse Badgertown assembled to watch the Punters vanquish the Livers. Don’t look away, but the Punters are slowly creeping up on the Badgers points total, which is not to be allowed. Jefe was back in full Captain Ahab…
Can a ball sent skyward justly be said to be traveling to da moon as it departs NEMP’s lunar surface? Are not all balls sent bounding through its dusty craters in truth sent a la luna? Lo, we are but insignificant moon men, scuttling about, kicking at the ankles of a universe so expansive one…
A cold game! Finally! Just as predicted six months ago, the Badgers had the pleasure of an 8am cold, damp game at Onion Creek against ATX United. Entering the match, both teams were tied for second place with ATX edging out the Badgers with goal differential. Cameron Road fought hard, but now have a little…
With Chappy socking the bunion in the warm, whale-filled waters of the Pacific, the Match Report will be brief. The Honey Badgers started off the 2025 Spring Season with a big win over Beerca, controlling the game and keeping their shit together. Peterson fed Derek for a cheeky chip of the keeper, and Schwarzy set…
The jersey fit like a glove.
Last game of the Fall 2024 season against good ol’Beercalona, which usually means 90 minutes of slightly above average Over 40 soccer followed by very much above average smoked meats and fixins. The Badgers were looking to cap off a solid start to the 2024/2025 campaign with another good performance. But you know, not too…
Another week, another gritty win for the Honey Badgers! With the game moved up to NEMP, the subs bench was looking a little light, especially since Chappy joined the temporary walking wounded. But enough Badgers showed up to have one sub, as Jefe was back to getting some more significant minutes on the pitch after…
For two years, the most anticipated and highly watched rivalry in all of sports has laid dormant, like Smaug sitting on top of his vast pile of gold underneath the Lonely Mountain. Having spent a soul-crushing two years in Over 40 Premier, The Punters were reunited with The Badgers in Over 40A with a trophy…
Four days until Halloween and it was about 95 degrees at Onion Creek on Sunday for this top end of the table matchup between Cameron Road United and ATX United. Must be the 5G networks heating up the atmosphere. With the Honey Badgers off to a hot start, and ATX scoring goals for fun, it…
Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but it was way way way too hot for October – and the Honey Badgers were without The Tent for yesterday’s return to action against Celtic Cowboys. The Honey Badgers needed to get back on track after last week’s hiccup with Libertad, who coincidently beat The Punters prior…