Badgers and Punters and Chopped Liverpools playing together? What’s next, world peace? Great game today as Over 40A beat Over 50P 6-3. Gianluca almost got a hat trick, but he will have to settle for 2 goals in the big win. Good representation from Adam, Danimal, Gianluca and “coach” Jefe.
Derek’s nuts survive! It was the cream on the Pudding! Everything Good. Give the boy a chance! Good season. Good times.
Out of town, but not forgotten…. Andy unleashes a bucket of lukewarm water on Ciro’s nemesis…. you can’t say Chappy didn’t have it coming.
The grand finale to the 2025 Summer Season was a proper summer game. The heat was intense, but thanks to Jake the Honey Badgers were blanketed in a cool spray of mist in the newly upgraded Badger Den. Congrats to Matt, who was given a leave of absence to get married by CRU Management. He…
With Chappy receiving high altitude bunion therapy in the mountains of Santa Fe, Jefe was in charge of recalling the mental souvenirs from the game against CC United: So the game started out and they had a couple young planers and I got burned on the corner and they passed it in for the first…
You’ve got to respect Conor’s commitment to saving the integrity of the ice cream Sammy. Also, be sure to like and subscribe.
One again, Cameron Road faced off against a team full kids half Billy’s age. They also happened to be in first place and were used to scoring goals for fun. But CRU saved one of their best performances for just the occasion as they went toe-to-toe with Real Sociadad for most of the match. It…
Jake’s mist machine fail was America’s win as Ciro took a 5 gallon shower. Don’t forget to like and subscribe.
Facing the prospect of playing an entire team whose combined age would still be less than Billy’s, Cameron Road put out the word that Sunday was mustache day. Many showed up heading the call, but proper facial hair was well under the 100% compliance needed for total and utter pre-game dominance. Andy was back, fresh…
The actual game was just a tiny portion of the soccer sandwich from Sunday as it took place between the debut of the new tent and the epic post game festivities. The tent is a glorious masterpiece. Some say it can be seen from space. It certainly is a beacon of average 40-year old soccer…
7:55 Sunday morning…. 5 Badgers, no tent, no ball. 9:45 Sunday morning…. 13 Badgers, multiple balls, a green tent, popsicles, beer, and a glorious victory! Once the game started and Badgers were seen jogging down to the pitch, a full squad was assembled. Conor arrived just in time to set up the tent and be…
Ciro receives his 2,458th icing from the Tent Fairy, as Jefe pleads to conserve water, backfiring spectacularly.
Another week of hot summer action at Onion Creek today as Cameron Road United and friends faced off against yet another team without a gray hair in sight. Also another good week of subs showing up, including Twisted Tea Nick, Yunir, and the third tip of the Tiny Trident, Scott. Nolan was back in goal…
Summer game #2 was a welcome 8am respite from the Texas heat, although it was still humid and sticky like the inside of one of Jaybone’s gloves. Speaking of Jaybone, with Nolan (a.k.a. The Kid) still between the pipes, Jay got a kickstart to his summer minutes in the open field as he was one…
You know it. You love it. You can’t get enough of it. Year after year you wonder why you are still doing it. It’s Summer Soccer! The Honey Badgers lost their opener to a team full of under 30 year olds and one gray hair who are hanging out in D5 for some reason. The…
In their personal Messi vs Ronaldo yearly competition, another Golden Boot has gone into the Gigi side of the ledger as he wrapped up yet another stellar season with a goal in the final game.
With a compelling vote tally, Guillermo cemented his place in Honey Badger lore by securing his first MVP trophy. A rock at the back. An offensive threat. A share with a tent built in. There are many reasons Guillermo garnered so many votes this season. But his defining moment came in the Fall when he…
On a sunny field strewn with hope and an atmospheric sponge of humidity, the mighty Cameron Road United Honey Badgers marched into battle once more, armed with two subs, questionable stretching routines, and the need to end the season on a high note and regain some long-lost self respect. The match opened with intensity as…
After last week’s Puntergate implosion, the Honey Badgers were looking to get back to winning ways against Chopped Liverpool. It was a gorgeous morning at Onion Creek field #9. Cameron Road was a little light on subs, but ended up with a pair of extra Badgers to throw into the mix. The Irish Pirate was…
In victory, Nick can’t get a word in as Ryan takes control of the interview.
BT made a surprise appearance on the sidelines! If only Schwarzy would have been in town, we could have witnessed the glorious Tri-Bri.
With The Trophy, pride and 6 months worth of bragging rights on the line, the Punters took out their frustrations on The Honey Badgers and dominated them on the pitch, earning themselves a deserved victory to even up the yearly grudge match at 1 win apiece. The Badgers had lots of early momentum off the…
What exactly was Operation Mongoose? Ask Jay. The Honey Badgers finally broke free from the shackles of their four game losing streak with a big win over Travis FC. It was a chilly, gray day at Onion Creek, as Canada sent in a retaliatory cold front to the states. Jake’s new white shoes were the…
While in Costa Rica searching for new black market ankle ligaments, Derek found our #1 Central American fan.
Ryan took his majestic midfield talents to the stage Saturday night as he retuned to his former duties as a Pop Star.
Cameron Road United’s plan for a “close to the top of the table” finish to the season has taken a slow and painful trajectory as of late as they fell to the league leaders yesterday and succumbed to their fourth loss in a row. It was never going to be an easy game against Libertad,…