Rasta Len Says CRU is #1
While in Costa Rica searching for new black market ankle ligaments, Derek found our #1 Central American fan.
Cameron Road’s #10 Plays Again!
Ryan took his majestic midfield talents to the stage Saturday night as he retuned to his former duties as a Pop Star.
LOSS: 2-4 vs Libertad – Badgers Fail to “Survive to Thrive” And Hit The Skids For Fourth Loss In A Row
Cameron Road United’s plan for a “close to the top of the table” finish to the season has taken a slow and painful trajectory as of late as they fell to the league leaders yesterday and succumbed to their fourth loss in a row. It was never going to be an easy game against Libertad,…
LOSS: 0-2 vs Celtic Cowpokes – Onion Creek Turns Into NEMP As Badgers Drop Third In A Row
It was cold. It was windy. There were no subs. There was no tent. But there were donuts, and team of 11 hungry badgers looking to rebound from the last two weeks. The lack of subs was not ideal for today’s game, as the wind was howling at Onion Creek. Luckily, Celtic were on even…
LOSS: 1-3 vs Austin Athletic – The NEMP Hurricane Strikes Again As Badgers Lose Second Straight Match
Noon. NEMP. Windy. Aye. With an unknown number of Badgers headed up north for the game, a sparse Badgertown assembled to watch the Punters vanquish the Livers. Don’t look away, but the Punters are slowly creeping up on the Badgers points total, which is not to be allowed. Jefe was back in full Captain Ahab…
An Ode to NEMP by Adam
Can a ball sent skyward justly be said to be traveling to da moon as it departs NEMP’s lunar surface? Are not all balls sent bounding through its dusty craters in truth sent a la luna? Lo, we are but insignificant moon men, scuttling about, kicking at the ankles of a universe so expansive one…
LOSS: 0-1 vs ATX – Badgers Fight Hard, But Looking Long-Term As They Notch A Strategic Loss To Sit Pretty In Third Place
A cold game! Finally! Just as predicted six months ago, the Badgers had the pleasure of an 8am cold, damp game at Onion Creek against ATX United. Entering the match, both teams were tied for second place with ATX edging out the Badgers with goal differential. Cameron Road fought hard, but now have a little…
WIN: 2-0 vs Beerca – Honey Badgers Payback Beerca with an Opening Day Meatless Smackdown
With Chappy socking the bunion in the warm, whale-filled waters of the Pacific, the Match Report will be brief. The Honey Badgers started off the 2025 Spring Season with a big win over Beerca, controlling the game and keeping their shit together. Peterson fed Derek for a cheeky chip of the keeper, and Schwarzy set…
Offseason Report: Lil’D Becomes Honorary Punter
The jersey fit like a glove.
LOSS: 1-2 vs Beerca – Badgers Post Strategic Win In Order To Not Feel Bad About Eating Beerca’s BBQ
Last game of the Fall 2024 season against good ol’Beercalona, which usually means 90 minutes of slightly above average Over 40 soccer followed by very much above average smoked meats and fixins. The Badgers were looking to cap off a solid start to the 2024/2025 campaign with another good performance. But you know, not too…
WIN: 1-0 vs Santos – Defense Dominates Both Sides of the Ball as Badgers Get the Job Done at NEMP
Another week, another gritty win for the Honey Badgers! With the game moved up to NEMP, the subs bench was looking a little light, especially since Chappy joined the temporary walking wounded. But enough Badgers showed up to have one sub, as Jefe was back to getting some more significant minutes on the pitch after…
WIN: 1-0 vs The Punters – No Matter What Happens Tuesday, America Has Already Won as The Honey Badgers Beat Arch Rivals!
For two years, the most anticipated and highly watched rivalry in all of sports has laid dormant, like Smaug sitting on top of his vast pile of gold underneath the Lonely Mountain. Having spent a soul-crushing two years in Over 40 Premier, The Punters were reunited with The Badgers in Over 40A with a trophy…
DRAW: 1-1 vs ATX United – Badgers Pass Their Toughest Test of the Season with a Late Bald Goal!
Four days until Halloween and it was about 95 degrees at Onion Creek on Sunday for this top end of the table matchup between Cameron Road United and ATX United. Must be the 5G networks heating up the atmosphere. With the Honey Badgers off to a hot start, and ATX scoring goals for fun, it…
WIN: 2-1 vs Celtic – Badgers Back To Winning Ways
Stop me if you’ve heard this before, but it was way way way too hot for October – and the Honey Badgers were without The Tent for yesterday’s return to action against Celtic Cowboys. The Honey Badgers needed to get back on track after last week’s hiccup with Libertad, who coincidently beat The Punters prior…
LOSS: 1-3 vs Libertad – Badgers Streak Comes To An Untimely End
Like a Punter at a post-game, the Texas heat just refuses to leave. Another almost-October scorcher yesterday at the Honey Badgers drew the short straw with an afternoon game time. It was to be a matchup between the two titans at the top of the table as CRU Squared off with Libertad, recently promoted from…
WIN: 3-1 vs Chopped Liverpool – Badgers Start The Season 3-0!
Game three of this young Over 40A season. Could the Honey Badgers make it three in a row and continue their great start? Could they survive a second week in a row without their spirit world guide, Jefe? Would Ciro get his calendar year goal? All would be answered as Cameron Road suited up for…
WIN: 4-2 vs Travis FC – Badgers Welcome Travis Back To The League With Style
On one of the top-5 all time hottest, most humid game days, Cameron Road United roared back from a shaky start to welcome Travis FC back to the league with a resounding 4-2 thumping. Last week good old Texas fooled us into thinking Fall was officially here…. not so fast my friends! It was hot,…
WIN: 1-0 vs AAC – Badgers Kick Off Opening Day With A Win!
Opening Day 2024! After a hot, successful summer sesh with the boys, it was time to get down to business as the 2024/2025 season kicked off for real yesterday on the high plains of NEMP. Yes it was windy, but damn, there was green grass, cool temps, and a nice set of trees to chill…
WIN: 8-0 vs Austin Power Outage – Badgers Blow Up The Grid For Good
The final game of this stellar summer season ended with a bang as the Honey Badgers destroyed Austin Power Outage by 8 goals, and it could have been much more! This has been the best summer season in recent memory with a great crew, a great vibe, and great performances by those young and old….
1-1 vs Mean Eyed Cat: Badgers Give Mean Eyed Kitty Cat Scratch Fever in 1-1 Draw!
Well, well, well gentlemen, that was one summer scorcher for the books. The Badgers faced up against the Mean Eyed Kitty Cats at noon for a brain melter. Badger Town was looking robust with a couple tents (canopies Conor) and with a few late arrivals fielded a 15 man squad…pretty impressive for summer attendance. Mean…
DRAW: 0-0 vs Austin Athletic: Badgers Play to a Draw Against AAC
With a sprinkle in the morning to jack up the humidy to Vietnam-like levels at Onion Creek Field, the Honey Badgers gathered under the shade of the tent to do battle with top dawgs Austin Athletic Club. The “Tiny Trident” arrived early, having traveled together inside the glove box of their Uber. When the dust…
Spirit of the Honey Badger Captured!
The Spirit of the Honey Badger was captured in this Carolyn original amalgamation drawing.
WIN: 7-2 vs Chopped Liverpool: Badgers Slice, Dice and Mince Livers Into a Fine Pulp On a Day of Total Destruction
While Chappy was at home with a spicy case of the Covids, Cameron Road narrowly escaped “Rostergate” as Adam’s Arms delivered that names of those who would bestow an epic beatdown of Chopped Liverpool in lieu of oranges. Relying on Jefe’s memory, FBI interviews, drone footage, and notes written down on Ciro’s soaked back, we…
WIN: 2-1 vs CC United: No Keeper No Problem
Another week, another win for Cameron Road United in this successful 2024 Summer Campaign. This week Cameron Road took on cross town rivals CC United, always a tough opponent. With 6 subs, Badgertown was, once again, filled to the brim with quality soccering talent to throw at the short handed CC United, who had to…
WIN: 5-3 vs Travis FC: Honey Badgers Beat Rivals In Battle Of The Under Age Stars!
While England prepared to do battle with Spain for the Euro Championship, and Argentina prepared to do the same against Columbia in the Copa América Finals, the Honey Badgers were first up to take on their old Over 40A rivals Travis FC yesterday morning. Travis FC showed up with a bevy of teenagers, but ironically…
LOSS: 2-1 vs Takoba – Honey Badgers Close But No Cigar
No media coverage for this one, but word on the street was that Mark was a boss for taking a beating and keeping his cool, and Conor was en Fuego with two majestic saves at one end of the pitch and the only goal at the other end. Man-of-the-Match: Conor!
