Game Reports

Honey Badgers Beat Austin Athletic Club 2-1 To Move Into First Place

It’s seventh heaven for the Honey Badgers as they beat Austin Athletic Club 2-1 yesterday to take sole position of first place headed into the Spring Season! The two table leaders suited up for a winner-take-all game for the top of the division. Austin Athletic Club has always been a pesky opponent, especially when they…

CRU Ends the Season in Style with a Thrilling 2-1 Victory Against the Baker Street Boys

With their second straight 2-1 victory, Cameron Road United pushed their win streak to 5 games and sit in third place going into the winter break. It has been a fantastic run of games for the Honey Badgers who just seem to find a way to win each week no matter the lineup. Cameron Road…

Honey Badgers Reclaim Crown from Chopped Liverpool with a Nasty 2-1 Come From Behind Win

Cameron Road United reclaimed beer drinking bragging rights in the Crown and Anchor Derby Sunday with a thrilling come from behind victory. This wasn’t a beautiful Barca vs. Real Madrid Classico, this was more of an old school AFC West showdown between the Raiders and the Chiefs. The tackles and cards were flying as both…

CRU 2 – Cannondade 0

Cameron Road United gets its first win of the season with a 2-0 victory against Cannondale (a subsidiary of the Slaughter conglomerate). According to unverified third party reports, various faxes received, a Western Union telegram, and a carney soothsayer’s visions, Steve McKenna came away with both goals.

CRU Shoots for the Stars, but Settles for a 1-1 Draw with the Cosmos

Week two of Over 30B saw last year’s #1 and #2 teams face off for the first time. After coming off a disappointing loss last Sunday, the Honey Badgers were eager to restart the season and get some points on the board. Cameron Road welcomed back a big chunk of the defense as Danimal, Cuyler,…

No Magic Today as CRU Fall to Dragons 0-2 on Opening Day

  Cameron Road United was denied an opening day victory as the Dragons proved a worthy opponent on Opening day 2013. It was a rag-tag bunch that showed up for the game:  Many hungover from the night’s festivities. A few under the weather. Nevertheless, the 12 that showed up expected to get something out of…

The View From the Tent

After falling just short of another amazing comeback on the field, Cameron Road absolutely destroyed the Post Game under the shade of the duel tented badger den. There were some interesting developments to say the least. Does the phrase “back to front” ring a bell? No… just ask Peterson.

Sergio Aguero Sinks Honey Badger Comeback with Another Agonizing Last Minute Goal

Heartbreak for the Honey Badgers as 20 man Manchester City score a last minute goal to spoil yet another epic comeback. The 3-4 scoreline indicated a close game, but it wasn’t looking that close in the first 30 minutes. With gold and blue clocks all around Austin apparently stuck on 1:30, Cameron Road struggled to…

Spirit of the Honey Badger Propels 10 Man Cameron Road to an Epic Come From Behind Performance Against Slaughter

In what was one of the most memorable games in recent history, 10 man Cameron Road stormed back against 17 man Slaughter Inferno to earn a 3-3 draw. After going down 1-3 midway in the second half, the Honey Badgers shifted into “don’t give a shit” mode for the rally. With epic defending, tenacious offensive…

Tech Bubble Bursts All Over Cirrus Logic as Honey Badgers Deliver a Golden Shower of Goals En Route to a 5-3 Victory

Another deathly hot noon game for Cameron Road this week and another red hot performance as they defeated Cirrus Logic 5-3 on the molten plains of Onion Creek. A typical mid-summer 1 sub team showed up today, a far cry from the 7 subs on opening day. But the 12 Honey Badgers were focused on…

Honey Badgers Slay the Mighty Dragons as the Realm Rejoices

Once upon a time…. The brave and mighty Honey Badgers were called upon to smote down the evil Dragons who had taken over the Onion Creek Soccer Lands. Usually a docile, fun-loving but hard-drinking bunch, the Honey Badgers received a scroll from the ancient Wizzard “Billah” to warn them of the impending doom.

No Last Minute Goal Needed This Time As Cameron Road Beats Celtic 4-2

The Summer Season started up yesterday with a classic old school grudge match with those green and white hooped hooligans known as the Celtic Cowboys. Only this version didn’t have any of the Celtic charm that they usually do. They were pretty tame and dare I say, polite! Still, they were on par with or…

Honey Badgers Close Out the Season with 4-1 Win Over Marioooooo and Team Somerset

That’s a wrap. Cameron Road United defeated Team Somerset on their final game of the season 4-1 with two goals from Danimal, a penalty from El Jefe and an Andy Michaelis bomb from downtown. It was looking like an easy win, especially when Team Somerset only fielded 8 players to start the game, but it…

Honey Badgers in the Mist – Gigi Hat Trick Dries Up Deep Eddy

As the mysterious mist descended upon Manor, Cameron Road United defeated Deep Eddy 3-1 with one game to go in this glorious, championship campaign. A rare EMP game in Manor, coupled with the cryptic fog, set the game back a few minutes as players and referees trickled in. Like last week, CRU featured an abbreviated…

Honey Badgers Lick Their Wounds After 0-3 Defeat to CC United

This tiny, 7oz beer says it all. Cameron Road United underwhelmed in a lackluster performance Sunday and saw their undefeated streak come to an end. Yes, there were chances. Most notably Adam and Z in the first half and BT, Billy and Andy in the second. But the Honey Badgers couldn’t put it together and…

Lethal Outbreak of Soccer Breaks Out on Field #4 as Cameron Road Beats Grackles 1-0

Cameron Road United pushed their division leading lead to 9 points with a decisive 1-0 win over the Grackles. In what was arguably their best overall performance, Cameron Road packed the sidelines 18 deep in yellow and blue (including the real “last game” by DannyWay Stujediashong), passed their way around the pitch with verve and…