Misc

While eating the island of Isla Mujeres out of tacos and attempting to rid it of cerveza, Chappy found time to unleash the Honey Badger in an epic battle with two seafaring foes: A giant marlin and barracuda. Honey Badger 2 – Big Giant Fish 0

This time BT documents Cameron Road’s unstoppable, if not slightly pastey, attacking force to the sweet sounds of Phil Collins. httpv://youtu.be/EFLVJ1u-DP8

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For the first time in 30 years, Chappy gets to add to his elementary school trophy collection. Thanks to all the team for bestowing upon me this glorious piece of silverware. It will go right next to the 4th grade egg toss first place ribbon, the 6th grade three legged race title, and the 8th…

httpv://youtu.be/8oBhEyy91bE Badger Juice: 1 part beer, 4 parts Cholula hot sauce, 2 parts ketchup, 1 part salt, 1 part water, 2 parts malt vinegar. Never leave your 1/2 full glass of beer alone at the Crown. You never know what you might find when you return.

Looks like parts of the original crew seen here enjoying a season-ending feast at Double Daves… most likely after a King Daddies beatdown. From left to right as best as memory serves: Ajit, Doug, Wylie, Chappy (still no hair), Manny!, Matt Greene, Justin and then Captain and founder Andrew Magilow.

In a rare act of bravery, timing and a willingness to annoy, Willis performed a coveted double dose of dousing. His antics were recorded on video by innocent bystanders, and sent to CRU headquarters to be unveiled to the public. Billy and Jéfe now join Ciro as those immortalized on the web for being the…

2012 Spring Schedule

In a brutal act of savagery, on Sunday, January 8th at approximately 12:38pm, Ryan destroyed my custom, one-of-a-kind Honey Badger stenciled gear bucket. The attack was without provocation, unwarranted, reeked of desperation, and downright rude. To be fair, it was accomplished with a powerful, on-target right footed shot of molecule shattering force…. but still…. not…

httpv://youtu.be/lwQ849CKQKI See what you missed by sleeping in on Sunday??

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Although Andy gets major props for wearing the right color shorts for the first time in 2 years, he did manage to forget his jersey, shoes and shin guards. In an ingenious, last-minute, MacGgyveresque  flash of brilliance, Andy decided to stuff some diapers into his socks to shield himself from the occasional kick in the…

Last week, at an undisclosed top secret location, those who showed up for practice were treated to a carpet of lush, green, thick grass. It sure beat the hell of the Clark Field moonscape (which is currently under renovations of astroturf-like proportions). Alas, this was probably a one-time deal as other activities are scheduled to…

Win the ball. Pass it. Run into space. Repeat.

We may have not played the most entertaining soccer this weekend as our low scores indicate, but if there was a trophy for the most entertaining team on the sidelines, you can damn sure believe we would have one it hands down.  Fueled by positive displays on the field, lots of beer, propane-charred sausages and…

For the second week IN A ROW, we got rained out. See you at practice on Wednesday, and at the Crown & Anchor to discuss our offering to the Soccer Rainout Gods.