Team News
Another Player Entered Into the Dragon Relocation Program
Welcome the third former Dragon, and second signing of the new season! Guillermo has officially entered Badgertown to join forces with the dark side. We are stoked to have him and Nasty Nate for the future, and look forward to their first post-game ice baths.
Of Course Jefe is Named Fan of the Match at an Austin FC Game
I mean, come on. If ever there were a fan deserving of this title, it’s the man who straps on a green and white soccer ball helmet, wears a cape, and ends up on the Jumbotron.
Scenes From The Big Show
I think this soccer thing may just catch on in this town. Honey Badger invasion of Q2 complete with Brian Parks and Charles Barrow sighting. Andy wins Man of the Match as he shuttled us free drinks from his fancy club seats all game. Atta’boy!
Honey Badgers 0 – Austin Goldstars 3
The Honey Badgers woke up thinking, “could this be the day?” After Luke’s late-week motivational email, the champagne was re-re-re-re-iced and tucked away in the Yeti along with various post-game selections for the possible taste of victory. Messi was there minus fingerless gloves and mime makeup, Houston was there minus a dog, Jake was there…
The Man, The Myth, The Legend: Stripy!
Luckily for us, a few weeks back Zoran took a break from working in the steel mill back in Cleveland and turned up at the Crown and Anchor for a few beers with the fellas. One a Honey Badger, always a Honey Badger.
Andy Uniform Update
March 26, 2017 Black Shorts. No big deal, we got rolled by the F’in Punters. February 21, 2016 One Red Sock. One Black Sock
The Sideline Report
The Honey Badgers and Dragons showed their approval at the Punter’s penalty kick as Ryan commentates. Good thing Shannon converted, or else this tent was going to explode (actually, we were kind of hoping for that reaction)
Adam Defends His Crown
With a legendary burst of speed that has been tormenting AMSA defenders for years, Adam destroys the field and retains his title as “The Fastest Honey Badger”.