The Milton Report 5/21/23 – Good Season
It’s been far too long since we’ve heard the sultry voice of our clean-living Scotsman. But he’s back with an end-of-year assessment!
Milton Report
Help Us Find Our Scotsman
6 feetish, wispy, talks a wee bit strange, bandana around the neck, beard, most likely has a Guinness in one hand, please call if you’ve seen him.
The Milton Report – 5/15/16 – “Game of Thongs”
A comment on Jay’s anatomy. A recap of the game. How we took over the league. Team awards. And a stern warning for The Punters!
The Milton Report – 4/10/16 – “This Baby Scored Two Goals”
Hear Billy’s masterful take on the glorious victory, the inability of his captain to grasp the offside rule, and what a victory does to his manhood. And as a special bonus, be sure to see the Harry Potter throw in at 1:20.
The Milton Report 9-21-15 – “Many Moons”
It’s been too long since we’ve had a Milton Report. This one comes with post-game background barbs aimed at the Strikers.