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LOSS: 4-0 vs AAC – Second Half Collapse Sees Badgers Fall To League Leaders
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LOSS: 4-0 vs AAC – Second Half Collapse Sees Badgers Fall To League Leaders

The Honey Badgers suited up with 4 subs to take on top of the table leaders, AAC on field 10 out at Onion Creek. The cool, crisp Spring morning turned into a hot, humid day by the afternoon, so the Badgers were lucky to have Jake and his giant tent… especially since Jefe and “the…

LOSS: 2-0 vs Santos (FC Wolverine) – Badgers Woes Continue With 4th Loss In A Row

LOSS: 2-0 vs Santos (FC Wolverine) – Badgers Woes Continue With 4th Loss In A Row

A cool, windy 4pm start to the Badger’s Sunday saw a sizable contingent of players and family members descend upon Onion Creek for the match. The tent was replaced by picnic blankets. Danny and Jake showed up for their first action of the season, and Cameron Road had a nice group of 4 subs available…

Post Game Carnage

Post Game Carnage

Yesterday’s post game deserves its own write up as it was one for the ages. It had everything you’d want including: plumes of smoke, icings, a wrestling match and guided meditation. Ciro kicked it off by describing the game as a “kerfuffle.” A kerfuffle? When did he morph into a 1950’s ad executive? From there,…

WIN: 3-1 vs Beerca – Badgers Beat Beerca in Summer Season Finale Before Dining on Grilled Meats, Fish and Margaritas!

WIN: 3-1 vs Beerca – Badgers Beat Beerca in Summer Season Finale Before Dining on Grilled Meats, Fish and Margaritas!

Finally, the end of the long, grueling, hot, summer season was at hand. In more of a friendly with the good folks from Beercalona, Cameron Road packed the 3 tents of Badgertown with a full squad of 20 players ready to battle it out on the pitch and then party down until sunset. It was…

WIN: 3-0 vs Jugglers –  Badgers go Top Of The Table!
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WIN: 3-0 vs Jugglers – Badgers go Top Of The Table!

It was sweet sweet revenge for Cameron Road today as they leapfrogged The Jugglers to go back into first place on Jefe’s birthday. Jefe was there in spirit, as his physical body had been consuming mushrooms and margaritas since 6am as he received a day off to extend the celebrations. #sakibomb It was a (shocker)…

DRAW: 1-1 vs ATX Untied – Photo Extravaganza vs Pesky ATX

DRAW: 1-1 vs ATX Untied – Photo Extravaganza vs Pesky ATX

Last game of the Fall Season and the last chance for the Badgers to solidify first place heading into “the big sleep” of the winter break. The Badgers were hoping to avoid the Elephant Hangover after smashing them to bits last weekend. What would Badger Town look like on this early Sunday morning? A cold…

LOSS: 2-0 vs Jugglers – The Magnificent 7 Badgers Go Down Fighting
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LOSS: 2-0 vs Jugglers – The Magnificent 7 Badgers Go Down Fighting

Now that’s a headline baby! Like the 300 Spartans at the Hot Gates of Thermopylae, the severely outnumbered Honey Badgers faced an onslaught of Juggalos, fresh from the Gathering. In a perfect storm of vacations, Covid restrictions, injuries and previous engagements, only 7 Honey Badgers were available to make the trek to Manor on a…

WIN: 2-1 vs Manchester United – There’s a Headline You Probably Never Thought You’d See
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WIN: 2-1 vs Manchester United – There’s a Headline You Probably Never Thought You’d See

That’s right, you read it here first. Cameron Road defeated Manchester United’s Over 40 squad on Sunday afternoon at Onion Creek. Austin promised several inches of rain this weekend, but instead delivered a hot, humid, ragweed infused sweatshop of a pitch to do battle on. The Honey Badgers were welcoming back most of missing post-pandemic…

WIN: 10-0 vs Elephants – CRU Takes Down Some Elephants with the Big Guns in the First Post-Pandemic Match Since March of 2020!!

WIN: 10-0 vs Elephants – CRU Takes Down Some Elephants with the Big Guns in the First Post-Pandemic Match Since March of 2020!!

553 days later, the Honey Badgers made their glorious return to the hallowed Onion Creek pitch to write the next chapter in their epic footballing fairytale. With the memories of Over 30 receding like Chappy’s hairline, the Honey Badgers started the new campaign in Over 40 with an 8am showdown against the Elephants. They say…

Honey Badgers 0 – Austin Goldstars 3
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Honey Badgers 0 – Austin Goldstars 3

The Honey Badgers woke up thinking, “could this be the day?” After Luke’s late-week motivational email, the champagne was re-re-re-re-iced and tucked away in the Yeti along with various post-game selections for the possible taste of victory. Messi was there minus fingerless gloves and mime makeup, Houston was there minus a dog, Jake was there…